the signs as college roommates
aries: jumps into bed and hurts a part of their body, promptly asks "did you see that?"
taurus: labels everything in the shared fridge as "mine," shares it anyway
gemini: accidentally slams door at 3 in the morning, apologizes loudly
cancer: is never home due to how many things they are involved in, is only home to eat ramen and binge watch netflix
leo: rearranges everything in the shower according to how much soap is left in the bottle
virgo: does homework due in a month, questions your work ethic
libra: orders a pizza with everything on it to make sure they didn't miss your favorite topping
scorpio: falls out of bed in hysterics and complains about all the cute people on campus
sagittarius: spends the time they should be studying watching old youtube memes
capricorn: is silent for hours, and suddenly screams "FUCK" about forgetting something that they were supposed to do two hours ago
aquarius: looks up from laptop on a sunday night and shakes their head silently before getting back to whatever it was they were doing
pisces: mutters under their breath while cleaning, the muttering is actually old taylor swift songs